Cat Poem Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep,
I pray for toys that look like mice, and sofa cushions soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, and someone nice to scratch my back,
For window sills all warm and bright, for shadows to explore at night.
I pray I’ll always stay real cool, and keep the secret feline rule, to never tell a human that the world is really ruled by cats! 
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'Tis Lonely Here In Prison
'Tis lonely here in prison,
I dream of sun, of fields,
I saw them from a window once,
but I don't know how they feel.
I've never known a caress,
a friend, a bone, a toy,
I'd happily companion,
a human girl or boy.
But some men have decided,
with selfishness and greed,
that my fate shall be a cage,
and for my keep, I'll breed.
What should fuel this folly?
My kind may bark in vain.
We care not for your commerce,
and few know of our pain.
We're hidden well from justice,
for our freedom some may cry.
God grant me, please, just one request -
Let me play once before I die.
| | I am cat
cat I am
I will not eat
My pill with ham
I will not take it with a mouse
I will not take it in a house
I will not take it don't you see
I will not take it Cat is me
I will not take it in the yard
I will not take it in the car
I will not take this pill you fool
I will not take it in a pool
I'll no more take this pill than ye
Would choose a store to take a P*&
I will not take it if you plead
I will not take it when you bleed.
I will not take it when you beg
I will not take it with a Keg
I'll nae take it naer ye try
I'll just flick it in yer eye
I wont eat it try again
Wont eat it when yer on a cane
wont even take it when ye die
No matter how ye try and try
I will not eat it thank ye maam
I am a cat I am I am!
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